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Yellen Breaks New Ground For Women – Lightly Braised Turnip

Janet Yellen Trailblazes New Territory For Women As She Takes The Helm At The Fed Reserve Published January 28, 2014By PETER HARTWIG Tweet Dr. Janet Yellen will soon take the helm of the Federal...

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Hot Off The Presses Opinion: #MeToo Was Not Intended to Scare Off the Hot Guys Mattel Sues Santa Claus’ Toy Empire Over American Girl Franchise Exclusive: Hillary Clinton Releases Steamy Book Except CNN Humiliated By...

Women Over 30 Are Ugly 2 – The LBT

Tweet Related Articles The 10 Types Of Single Women Over 30 Local Men Shun Singles Events For Older Single Women Why Boob Jobs Suck And Ruin Natural Beauty Jennifer Aniston Is Not Close To...

Women Over 30 Are Ugly – The LBT

Tweet By CHARLES C. SCHULTZ Related Articles The 10 Types Of Single Women Over 30 Local Men Shun Singles Events For Older Single Women Why Boob Jobs Suck And Ruin Natural Beauty Jennifer Aniston...

White House Criticizes Leno – Lightly Braised Turnip

Perhaps because he is in the process of being fired by NBC, Jay Leno is seemingly the only late-night comedian that is willing to poke fun at the Obama administration. Ironically, despite the fact that...

Beheading Survivor Tells What It Feels Like – The LBT

The Only Living Survivor Of A Beheading Describes What It Feels Like And What Life Is Like As A Survivor Adam M. Barr is a retired journalist and author of the upcoming autobiography “Assembly Required:...

Weiner Is LBT’s Choice For Mayor – Lightly Braised Turnip

Weiner Before; Weiner Now The Jewish Candidate’s Sex Games Should Excite New York Voters, Not Drive Them Away, Because They Could Mean Huma Gets Kicked To The Curb Tweet Related Articles White House To...

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Walsh-May Not Cute Enough For The Cut – Lightly Braised Turnip

Jennings And May-Treanor: Not Cute Enough To Make The Cut? Published August 7, 2012By ANTHONY DeLAURIS Tweet LONDON (AP) – Even as Kerri Walsh Jennings and Misty May-Treanor ready themselves for another gold medal...

Wade’s Jaw Size Might Keep Him From Competing – The LBT

Dwyane Wade’s Status In The NBA Imperiled By “Jaw Rule” Related stories:Wade: Images Of A Face TransformedWade To Star In First Feature Film Tweet Published: May 22, 2012By DAMON WRIGHT MIAMI, FL — What...

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Hot Off The Presses Interview With Kris Kringle: Being Santa In The Age Of Diversity EXCLUSIVE: Bill Cosby Finally Speaks About Accusations Former First Lady Barbara Bush Is Latest Accuser Against Bill Cosby Bill Cosby’s...

Pull Out Of South Korea And Deal With Kim Jong-Un – Lightly Braised Turnip

How could he do this? By submarine, by boat, by truck, by mule and then by a bunch of Mexicans with a flatbed truck masquerading as a landscaping crew. If 1 million George Lopez’s can...

Pull Out Of South Korea And Deal With Kim Jong-Un – Lightly Braised Turnip

By CHARLES C. SCHULTZ Let us get something straight. Korean women are the best looking of our Asian varietals. I know those bony Southeast Asian women have their proponents, but Southeast Asians make only...

U.S. News More – Lightly Braised Turnip

ELECTION 2012 Biden Offers Support As Fellow Gaffer By HARRIET REED Democratic leaders have highlighted their “war on women” theme. Perhaps this makes the Democrat’s gaffer-in-chief an even more unlikely – or likey –...

U.S. News-5 – Lightly Braised Turnip

Arizona County Makes Its Special Connection To Mexico Official In July 4th Declaration By LINDA CAMARILLO NOGALES, AZ – This Independence Day brings a different sort of independence for one Southern Arizona County reasserting its...

U.S. NEWS – The LBT

Hot Off The Presses Mattel Sues Santa Claus’ Toy Empire Over American Girl Franchise Exclusive: Hillary Clinton Releases Steamy Book Except CNN Humiliated By Hurricane Irma’s Big Fizzle After Hyped Buildup Houston Mayor Orders Residents...

UC Will House Refugees 2 – Lightly Braised Turnip

University of California To House 20,000 Central American Migrants In Trailers On Two UC Campuses – Page 2 Tweet Previous Page Republican House Speaker John Boehner expressed skepticism for the plan. “When I went...

UC Will House Refugees – Lightly Braised Turnip

University of California To Name 20,000 Central American Migrants Adjunct Professors Of Latino Studies UC President Janet Napolitano Announces Plan To Provide Housing For Migrant Children By Naming Them Adjunct Professors Of Latino Studies Published...

Truck Image In Mars Rover Photo – The LBT

Image Of Truck In Recently Released Mars Rover Photos Embarases NASA And Energizes Conspiracy Buffs Related story: Car in Rover image Tweet By TRAVIS MOOREPublished: May 24, 2012 CAPE CANAVERAL, TX – A scandal...

TransAsia Crash From Bad Asian Driving – The LBT

Critics Of Asian Pilots Reaches Fever Pitch After Latest TransAsia Disaster Cartwheeling Jetliner Provides Critics With More Ammunition To Restrict Asian Pilots Using U.S. Airports Published February 4, 2015 Tweet By KRISTINA NGU, MATT...

Top Ten Ride Share Complaints – The LBT

Schultz: My Top Ten Ride-Sharing Complaints As Uber and Lyft Change the Way We Travel, Some Riders Such As the Ultimate Curmudgeon Charles C. Schutz Find That Not All Is Perfect By CHARLES C. SCHULTZ...

Top Ten Requests To Latino Workers – Lightly Braised Turnip

Top Ten Pieces Of Advice For Our Latino Worker Guests With Millions More Latino Workers On The Way, It Is The Perfect Time To Go Over Some Helpful Tips For A More Harmonious Relationship Tweet...

Tebow Questions Jesus – Lightly Braised Turnip

Evangelical Christian Footballer Tim Tebow Questions His Own Faith And Jesus After Last Chance In the NFL Crumbles Published September 3, 2012 By BUTCH WITT Devout Christian Tim Tebow Struggles With His Faith After...

Study Says Flossing Bad – Lightly Braised Turnip

Study: Flossing Does Not Prevent Gum Disease/Tooth Decay By MINDY PEARLESTEINPublished September 28, 2012 CHICAGO—August 5, 2008—In dental offices all over the world, patients are often told they are not flossing enough or instructed to...

Parable For Single Women on Match-3 – Lightly Braised Turnip

Tweet Go Back To Page Two And so it is in the next 10 dairy farms you visit. Each farmer is a female once sent away by her parents to exotic American universities and...

Parable For Single Women on Match-2 – Lightly Braised Turnip

Tweet Go Back To Page One As you enter her dwelling, you notice a bearded man with long, swept back hair seated on a wooden bench and hunched over her dining room table. He...

Stop Muslim Terrorism With Hugs – Lightly Braised Turnip

By CANDI MOWLEY Tweet We can all agree on a few things in this painful time. Bombings are bad. Bombing injure people. Bombings destroy families. We all mourn the loss of our fallen...

Stop Carnage Avoid Marathons – Lightly Braised Turnip

One Way To Stop The Carnage: Stop Cheering For Marathoners Tweet By RAMESH RHAMJAMI Published April 15, 2013 Please allow me to start this commentary by pointing out that in no way...

Statue Of Liberty To Receive Diversity Facelift – Lightly Braised Turnip

Obama Administration To Give Lady Liberty A Diversity Facelift Beauty Treatment By HARRIET REEDPublished November 10, 2012 Tweet In 1996 General Mills did a diversity makeover to America’s favorite baking queen Betty Crocker. To replace...

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Women Should Aim Lower In Dating Men-2 – Lightly Braised Turnip

Go Back to Page One Okay, ladies, are you still with me? Now let’s pretend that the cars are all those pitiable single men that have been courting you all these years. “[Y]ou do not...

Women Should Aim Lower In Dating Men – Lightly Braised Turnip

Tweet Prof. L. Clement Samuelson is a professor of sexual psychology at Santa Marino College. He also provides dating consulting services to local single men in Santa Marino and has published over 15 books...

Shuttle Endeavor Stowaway – Lightly Braised Turnip

Sassy Shuttle Stoway Is The Hottest “Illegal Alien” To Hit L.A. Since Fernando Valenzuela By ALEXANDER LEHERPublished September 22, 2012 Tweet LOS ANGELES — Space shuttle Endeavour rocketed beyond Earth orbit 25 times. On its...

Serena Willliams Plays Mike Tyson In Biopic – Lightly Braised Turnip

Tennis Powerhouse Serena Williams To Play Iron Mike In New Biopic That Slams Gender Stereotypes Tweet By BRADFORD MIEHL HOLLYWOOD, CA – Just because sports fans have seen plenty of Mike Tyson on stage in...

Senate Bill 1058 Toy Guns – Lightly Braised Turnip

About one week ago, 7-year-old Josh Brennan was suspended from Santa Marino Elementary for two days after allegedly thinking about guns. “I was in the playground chasing [a classmate] and then when he hid behind...

Senate Benghazi Report Impugns Clinton – Lightly Braised Turnip

Senate Report Blasts Clinton And Damages Her 2016 Prospects A Senate Intelligence Committee Report Places Clinton At Center Of A Benghazi Cover Up Scheme That Punished Gen. Petraeus By Outing His Extramarital Affair Published January...

SCIENCE – Lightly Braised Turnip

GETTING IT UP A New Study Bursts Old Stereotypes About Erectile Dysfunction And Points To Unattractive Spouses A new study shows that many if not most men that experience erectile dysfunction (or “ED”) are reacting...

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I Hate Boob Jobs-2 – Lightly Braised Turnip

First Page So what is motivating these women? Sadly, their own selfishness plays a large part. Women that get boob jobs are selfish. They are selfish because they practice false advertising and trickery at the expense...

I Hate Boob Jobs – The LBT

Tweet By CHARLES C. SCHULTZ Nature has much to teach us. If one goes on a nature hike and opens up to his surroundings, he will notice a constant flow of beautiful sights. Birds,...

Santa Monica shooting victims – Lightly Braised Turnip

JUNE 10, 2013 SANTA MARINO — Friends and family of Marcos and Mara Franco gathered on Sunday evening to remember a father and daughter who were gunned down during the violent rampage in Santa Marino...

Sandra Fluke Gets Flucked – Lightly Braised Turnip

50 Shades of Black: Mysterious Suitor Tells Story Of Steamy Encounter With Sandra Fluke Following Speech At DNC Published September 6, 2012By CHRISTIAN BLACK, Special Contributor to The LBT Tweet My name is Christopher Black. ...

Sam Smith Is Not A Good Singer – Lightly Braised Turnip

Sam Smith Rides Mediocrity To World Superstardom And Epitomizes Our Societal Devolution The LBT Arts Critic Questions The Talent Of Brit Crooner Who Has Taken The World By Storm But Might Be Lacking Musical Chops...

SAE Racist Video Executions – The LBT

Racist SAE Fraternity Members Could Face Death Penalty University President Seeking Authority To Execute Students Appearing In Racist Fraternity Video By PETER HARTWIG Published March 10, 2015 Tweet ...

Romney Dog Campaigns Views Uncertain – Lightly Braised Turnip

Romney Family Dog Takes To The Campaign Trail Despite Protests Of Animal Rights Advocates Published September 3, 2012By PETER HARTWIG Tweet Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s 2012 Campaign has launched a full-court press to court...

Rolling Stone Mag Hitler cover – Lightly Braised Turnip

Rolling Stone Magazine Stirs Controvery By Publishing Glamour Photo Of Adolph Hitler On Cover Tweet Related Articles Hugo Boss Refreshes Its Nazi Roots With Bold New Fall Line View To The Past: 1934 Nuremberg...

Robots versus latino servants – Lightly Braised Turnip

Machines Versus Latino Servants — Showdown ! ! ! Advances in robotics means that the U.S. faces a hard choice on whether to shift from Latino servants to machines. The LBT’s Schultz and Katzenberg duke...

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Retinal Scans For Porn – Lightly Braised Turnip

Action Needed By Congress To Protect Youth From Porno Websites Using Retinal Scan Technology By CHARLES C. SCHULTZPublished June 30, 2012 Kids can and will say the darndest things. On rare occasion, these things will...

Restrict Anti-Muslim Speech Or Die – Lightly Braised Turnip

Free Speech Is Only Valuable If You Are Alive To Use It – Restrict Anti-Muslim Speech By CANDI MOWLEYPublished September 15, 2012 Related: Film review: Innocence of Muslims ShinesRelated: Obama To Restrict Anti-Muslim Speech...

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Hot Off The Presses Children Have Skin Changes From Fukushima; Embrace Uniqueness Obamacare’s Post-Partum Abortion Mandate Stirs Controversy Janet Yellen Topples Old Barriers To Women At The Fed Reserve Obama To Declare Congress As Advisory...

Ray Rice Launches Boxing Career – Lightly Braised Turnip

Ravens Cut Rice But Former Running Back Will Not Go Down For The Count Ray Rice’s Knock-out Punch Might Have Ended His NFL Career, But It Might Have Launched A New One In Boxing By...

Ratzinger Rankles Vatican – Lightly Braised Turnip

Vatican Vexed By Pope Emeritus Ratzinger’s Frequent Visits To London’s Popular Gay Clubs Retired Pope’s Frequent Visits To London’s Hottest Gay Clubs Rankles Vatican Which Calls His Trips “Outreach Efforts” To Reform The Behavior Of Strayed...

PSY at White House Gala – Lightly Braised Turnip

White House Defends PSY As He Remains Slated To Perform At Holiday Gala By EDUARDO LOPEZ-LARMOPublished December 9, 2012 Tweet The White House has forgiven South Korean rapper PSY for his past anti-American lyrics but...

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Portman Supports-Male-Sodomy – Lightly Braised Turnip

WASHINGTON — Senator Rob Portman of Ohio, a rising national star in the Republican Party, announced on Friday that he has discovered that he enjoys anal penetration while engaging in marital relations with his spouse. This...

Playboy Roller Disco Pajama Party Review – The LBT

Review: Playboy’s 1979 Roller Disco & Pajama Party Captivates and Reminds of Bygone Era and Budding Star Dorothy Stratten Over-The-Top Playboy Special Preserved On YouTube Serves As A Bittersweet Reminder Of A Much Different Era...

Pixar Makes “Brave” Sexy – Lightly Braised Turnip

Pixar Takes An Old Formula In “Brave” – And Sexy – New Direction Tweet Direction: Mark Andrews and Brenda Chapman Voices: Kelly Macdonald, Emma Thompson Rating:**** In 1995 animation stalwart Pixar debuted its groundbreaking Toy Story. Since then it...

Paula Deen On Today Show In Blackface – Lightly Braised Turnip

Tweet By HARRIET REED No one expected immediate redemption, but Paula Deen’s latest attempt at damage control was supposed to help restore – not further tarnish – her image. Instead, the beleaguered TV...

Panetta Allow Lesbians Combat – Lightly Braised Turnip

By DAWN HYMAN Women could assume combat roles in the US army for the first time as early as this year, following a landmark decision by defense secretary Leon Panetta to lift partially a military...

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Obamacare Abortion Requirement Upsets Catholics – Lightly Braised Turnip

Obamacare’s Post-Partum Abortion Requirement Riles Anti-Choice Foes And Catholic Church Published January 29, 2014By PETER HARTWIG Tweet Religious right critics of Obamacare have a new objection to the statute: the requirement that Catholic charities...